remember that like 1 year that taio cruz kept pumping out hit after hit and then he just disappeared?

baked crackers are the best thing everrrrr oMGGG

i had the most awesome dream last night. i was a firebender living in hte modern day and we were trying to infiltrate and kill equalist extremists and i kept lightning bending and it was AWWWEEESSSOMMMEEE

bout to wash my white sheets with colored clothing cuz yolo im lazy and laundry is expensive here

i def just ate the biggest brunch unnnfffff im so fulllll

buttsext:

everyone tell me all your aus/nz friends blogs cuz my dash is always dead cuz all my american heauxs be sleep

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dicksplit:

*makes sure to have my drink in proportionate amounts to what i eat*

*one bite of food*

*one shot*

*another bite of food*

*another shot*

interjontinental:

I love my friends and I love this city!!!

*sound of waves crashing in the distance*

look how cute i was on this coastal adventure!

also follow my travel blog interjontinental

interjontinental:

*gets married to first stranger on the street so that I can immigrate*

My Australian coworker used to tell me how American coffee sucks in comparison to Australian coffee and DAAAAMMMNNNN AMERICAN COFFEE IS SO SHIT IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO AMERICA AFTER DRINKING COFFEE HERE IN AUSTRALIA HOLY SHIT COFFEE MAKING IS SUCH AN ART HERE LIKE NOT THAT I DRANK COFFEE TOO OFTEN TO BEGIN WITH BUT COFFEE IS LITERALLY ALWAYS AMAZING HERE AND OF SUCH A HIGH CALIBER AND QUALITY MY TONGUE IS TAKEN ABACK EVERY TIME I HAVE A TASTE